my idea of the perfect post-fourth-shinobi-war world is where Sasuke and Sakura don’t beat about the bush and go right into the baby-making business and make awesome babies. yessirreee that’s my hope for the end of the manga. along with world peace, of course.
(if someone could write me a fic like that i would love them and be their friend forever and ever…)
Little Team 7 dressed-up as The RowdyRuff Boys.
(so i have this really strong AU head-canon that Minato, Kizashi and Mikoto were day-care buddies and they took their babies out on play dates together and dressed them up for halloween/christmas/hanabi/whatever in matching/complimentary outfits and then took pictures with them and it was awesome. also bb sasuke hates the color green)
He glanced at his teammates only to find Naruto hugging himself, making a disgusting kissy face and Sai obscenely thrusting his hips—
i’m so sorry this story should have a proper fanart for it but i just sai “obscenely thrusting his hips” is a very powerful image and my hand it just slipped?